Consumer Gods by David 'Boffo' Bradford



KIEL WILSON:
Kiel is just an average 20 year old from North County, for the most part Kiel is a level headed young adult but still has his fare share of strange quirks. Kiel is an anchor to many of the other people surrounding his life, he seemingly goes about his regular life with out getting bogged down by the actions of others.

Kiel's life began heading in a downward spiral along with thousands of others after an economic crash, luckily Kiel managed to land on his feet and find a habitable appartment and job in Sterling City.






ANDY DURWARD (RADIOACTIVE RADISH):
Andy is Kiel's lifelong friend, ever since the two were in elementary school they could not be seperated. Unfortunately Andy doesn't have any real goals in life, nor does he have any desires to pack up and make a life for himself so he spends most of the time drinking, smoking, reading webcomics and bumming around.

After Kiel finally left home and moved to the city, Andy soon followed in a drunken stooper mumbling something about a magic evening involving the girl of his dreams. After a short dissapearance Andy once again stumbled into Kiel's home and even got a job as a security guard.







ALEX PARSONS (HAL):
Alex is a 28 year old long time explorer, he knows every inch of Sterling City and doesn't hesitate to remind people of that fact. Spontaneous and often reckless choices are common when Hal is around but getting caught or leaving someone behind are never an option.

Currently Hal finds him self in a mixed up relationship with Emily.







EMILY THATCHER (STARFISH):
Troubled by emotional problems at an early age Emily is a walking shell of a person. At 17 she finds relationships and quick romance a quick fix to most of her problems and has more strange habbits than any of the local explorers combined. On a good day she can be level headed and filled with insight though on a bad day expect a complete breakdown, Emily won't stop once she goes on a war path and it's best just to stay out of her way.






DONNY FLOYD (SPRUNG):
Once an everyday University student Don's life was nothing out of the ordinary but after drinking a bit too much Donny found himself on the wrong side of the city waking up with a girl he had never seen before, or at least doesn't remember. As it turned out Emily was the best thing that ever happened to him, she got him interested in urban exploration and he used the opporunity exploring abandonments to further his photography skills.

Unfortunately the relationship didn't last and he took it rather hard, his life came crashing down and suddenly life wasn't worth living. His musical taste died and out came the tight jeans, black hair dye and mascara.







MIKE IVES (DANTE):
Mike is that guy, you know the guy. He posts on a forum and you have to ask "Is this guy for real?" His ideas about urban exploration often involve ninjitsu and various gadgets and useless accessories. Often over prepared and overly enthusiastic he is a burden on most people he explores with unless you want to hear an abundance of useless historical information.

Mike got his turn at a relationship with Emily but lasting a short lived 2 weeks it was hardly a memorable experience.









RANDI HAGGERTY (RANDOM HERO):
Not much is known about Randi currently, he seems to have had a large impact on Emily and Maggie's lives but in what way hasn't quite been determined. He has only yet to be mentioned by other characters and has only appeared once in a flashback.







MAGGIE COLE (HOT POCKET):
Maggie finds herself at the bottom of the ladder feeling society has completely let her down, her life changed from being daddy's princess in the suburbs quickly to a life of crime, drugs and sex. Bitter at the world and rejected she hates everything she once loved and stops at nothing to be the bane of everyone elses existance in anyway she can.